This guy was fell asleep for a good minute before we started to record!
Monday, September 27, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Private Driver!
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Watch out for the BIG GIRLS!!!
These two were running thru a 5 lane road... I'm surprised they dodged death.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Awkward Couple!
So Kingsley would hate this. Haha! Does anyone know why couples like to sit on the same
side of a booth? That's just weird...
because this is what sexual harassment looks like!
Found at the local library. Dont let sexual harassment in the workplace happen to you! creeper coworker status right here
Twins
It's cute when twins dress alike when they're little. sorry, but it should stop when they hit middle school. College is taking it too far!
it's a little odd to see that they coordinate EVERYTHING from hair, jewelry, bags, books, outfit, and even underwear/brastraps hanging out the same way. Not to mention, they have to walk in sync. TOO MUCH!
Creeper Alert!
So this guy travels up and down Richmond to Virginia Beach looking for girls
who work at Sephora... Then takes them out to the food court for a date...
This girl was not having it at all.. LOL
Booty Pop!
Ladies! Want to make your ass stick out more! NO PROBLEM!
Get BOOTY POP! It's only $19.99!
Vajazzle Your Coochie Ladies!!!
It's in!!! Put the bling on your cooter and tell your man... EAT ME!!!
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
FUPA ALERT!!!
Click Here to read the article.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
one of the most awkward moments of your life
Getting introduced to your ex by a mutual friend
...seriously, how do you respond to that? oh...yeaa i know them. you guys would totally like eachother! (aha, no we won't)
dating your best friend's crush
....i can't believe you're dating the girl/guy i had the biggest BIGGEST crush on! I write about him in my diary. I saved all the texts she sent me on my phone.
dating a friend's ex
.....by the way......
calling the wrong person mom
........you're not my mommy!!! =O
talking about someone and realizing they're right behind you
......oh oh...we were talking about a different person, haha they have the same name what a coincidence
kissing the wrong twin
......hooking up with the wrong sister (she had a twin? =P)/ oh..at least it was the cute one!
butt dialing your parents, while in a conversation they're not supposed to hear
.....i was so wasted last night...
coworkers ask about your sex life/tell you about theirs
.....are you seeing anyone? what stuff do you guys do? i'm sleeping w/so and so later. i like these positions. TMI!
walking in on a couple
.....heyyyy guys! OOOOHHHH MMMYYY GAAAWD!
being caught on camera doing something you don't want to remember
.....that should be on a billboard or something!
walking in on a roommate masturbating to anime porn
.....fighting evil by moonlight!
hearing the neighbors doing nasty things
.....what are they doing w the kitchen table?! /squeak squeak squeak
watching a movie w sex scenes. with your parents.
.....should we watch this? or do you want me to cover your eyes? maybe we should just fast forward this....
...seriously, how do you respond to that? oh...yeaa i know them. you guys would totally like eachother! (aha, no we won't)
dating your best friend's crush
....i can't believe you're dating the girl/guy i had the biggest BIGGEST crush on! I write about him in my diary. I saved all the texts she sent me on my phone.
dating a friend's ex
.....by the way......
calling the wrong person mom
........you're not my mommy!!! =O
talking about someone and realizing they're right behind you
......oh oh...we were talking about a different person, haha they have the same name what a coincidence
kissing the wrong twin
......hooking up with the wrong sister (she had a twin? =P)/ oh..at least it was the cute one!
butt dialing your parents, while in a conversation they're not supposed to hear
.....i was so wasted last night...
coworkers ask about your sex life/tell you about theirs
.....are you seeing anyone? what stuff do you guys do? i'm sleeping w/so and so later. i like these positions. TMI!
walking in on a couple
.....heyyyy guys! OOOOHHHH MMMYYY GAAAWD!
being caught on camera doing something you don't want to remember
.....that should be on a billboard or something!
walking in on a roommate masturbating to anime porn
.....fighting evil by moonlight!
hearing the neighbors doing nasty things
.....what are they doing w the kitchen table?! /squeak squeak squeak
watching a movie w sex scenes. with your parents.
.....should we watch this? or do you want me to cover your eyes? maybe we should just fast forward this....
Delta Sigma Lambda
I found this flyer around ODU
Yes, indeed it is a women's group... Delta Sigma Lambda... Also known as... DSL.. according to urban dictionary...
"this means dick sucking lips"
Sleazy and Tool/Douche Bag list!
(In no particular order)
1. Animal print
2. Thongs hanging out
3. Camel toe leggings
4. Money hanging out of your bra
5. Uneven spray tans
6. Butt cheeks hanging out of shorts
7. Cake faces
8. No panties
9. Body glitter
10. Fake long nails
Top Ten Douchebag List...
(In no particular order)
1. Sunglasses at night
2. Ray Ban sunglasses
3. Cockiness
4. Taking your shirt off at a club
5. Overly tight shirts
6. Wearing only a beater out in public
7. Spending more time at the gym than at work
8. Wearing knock me off brands
9. Practicing pick up lines in front of a mirror
10. Walking into a club with sub-par girls
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