Getting introduced to your ex by a mutual friend
...seriously, how do you respond to that? oh...yeaa i know them. you guys would totally like eachother! (aha, no we won't)
dating your best friend's crush
....i can't believe you're dating the girl/guy i had the biggest BIGGEST crush on! I write about him in my diary. I saved all the texts she sent me on my phone.
dating a friend's ex
.....by the way......
calling the wrong person mom
........you're not my mommy!!! =O
talking about someone and realizing they're right behind you
......oh oh...we were talking about a different person, haha they have the same name what a coincidence
kissing the wrong twin
......hooking up with the wrong sister (she had a twin? =P)/ oh..at least it was the cute one!
butt dialing your parents, while in a conversation they're not supposed to hear
.....i was so wasted last night...
coworkers ask about your sex life/tell you about theirs
.....are you seeing anyone? what stuff do you guys do? i'm sleeping w/so and so later. i like these positions. TMI!
walking in on a couple
.....heyyyy guys! OOOOHHHH MMMYYY GAAAWD!
being caught on camera doing something you don't want to remember
.....that should be on a billboard or something!
walking in on a roommate masturbating to anime porn
.....fighting evil by moonlight!
hearing the neighbors doing nasty things
.....what are they doing w the kitchen table?! /squeak squeak squeak
watching a movie w sex scenes. with your parents.
.....should we watch this? or do you want me to cover your eyes? maybe we should just fast forward this....
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